The Appleseed Cast is, with alarming consistency, a very powerful and emotionally-leveling band, much as front man Chris Crisci, as it would follow, is, with alarming consistency, a very powerful and emotionally-leveling songwriter.
Alright, so after that massive shitstorm of a sentence, you, reader, are probably in one of two camps: Either you A) disagree to some extent, and hence, because I started the review with such a blunt assessment, will discontinue taking my opinion seriously for the rest of the review, if you do choose to read it at all, or you B) agree to some extent, and are intrigued to see how this ends up being about the new Old Canes record, or (I almost forgot the third) you C) thought that first sentence was verbose bullshit and could give a fuck whether or not the Appleseed Cast or Chris Crisci matter at all, because my writing pissed you off.
